Ed, this is serious!


Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!


He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!


Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?


David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.

Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip has.
Shaun: Oh, OK.
Ed: [concerned] Has she been bitten?
Shaun: No, but Phillip has.
Ed: Oh, OK.

[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?


Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!

Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!

Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

Nicholas Angel: With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.
Chief Inspector: Yes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector.
Nicholas Angel: Well however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account. And that's what the team are gonna make of this.
[gets up and opens the door, where the team standing below a sign reading 'Good Luck Nicholas']

Danny Butterman: What about... 'Lethal Weapon'?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You've seen 'Die Hard', though?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: 'Bad Boys II'?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You ain't seen 'Bad Boys II'?

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