Ed, this is serious!

Shaun

Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

Shaun

He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!

Shaun

Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

Ed

David: I'm not staying here.
Liz: David, don't, that's suicide.
Ed: I think he should go.

Shaun: [in concerned tone] Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara: No, but Philip has.
Shaun: Oh, OK.
Ed: [concerned] Has she been bitten?
Shaun: No, but Phillip has.
Ed: Oh, OK.

[after Shaun hits zombie with butt of rifle] Why didn't you just shoot him?

Ed

Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!

Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

Nicholas Angel: With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.
Chief Inspector: Yes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector.
Nicholas Angel: Well however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account. And that's what the team are gonna make of this.
[gets up and opens the door, where the team standing below a sign reading 'Good Luck Nicholas']

Danny Butterman: What about... 'Lethal Weapon'?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You've seen 'Die Hard', though?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: 'Bad Boys II'?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: You ain't seen 'Bad Boys II'?

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