You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?
[Knox shoots Dylan out the window]

Eric Knox

What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.

Alex

I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?

Dylan

Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

Chad

[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.

Natalie

They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

Natalie

Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

Natalie

Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.

Dylan

Natalie: I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?
Pete: Sure.
[Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]
Bouncer: Oh, you bad!
Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!
Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.

Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?

I gotta go torture and kill your boss.

Eric Knox

And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.

Bosley

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