Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?

Natalie: I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?
Pete: Sure.
[Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]
Bouncer: Oh, you bad!
Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!
Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.

Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?


They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.


[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.


Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?


I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?


What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.


Charlie: Good morning, angels.
Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!

You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?
[Knox shoots Dylan out the window]

Eric Knox

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

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