Hey dickhead! Did I come at a bad time?

John McClane

I never knew Canada could be this much fun.

John McClane

Federal Reserve Guard 2: [on phone] Listen, front desk, I need help I'm completely surrounded...
Simon Gruber: Hey, just relax mate, maybe you'll live through this.

Mathias Targo: I see you all day, little man, policeman... and you don't go away.
John McClane: I'm like that fucking Energizer bunny.

John McClane: Oh shit.
Zeus: What? WHAT?
John McClane: I left Holly hanging on the phone.
Zeus: Ah, call her back.
John McClane: Uhh, she's going to be pissed.
Zeus: She'll get over it.
John McClane: I don't know, Zeus. Like I said, she's a very stubborn woman.
Zeus: She'd have to be to stay married to you.

Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

Businessman: You don't like flying, do you?
John McClane: What gives you that idea?
Businessman: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
John McClane: Fists with your toes?

Greg: [talking to John on walkie-talkie] Mr. McClane, I need you to behave. Can you get him to behave?
Lucy McClane: Daddy? There are only five left.

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

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