Businessman: You don't like flying, do you?
John McClane: What gives you that idea?
Businessman: You want to know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes.
John McClane: Fists with your toes?

Greg: [talking to John on walkie-talkie] Mr. McClane, I need you to behave. Can you get him to behave?
Lucy McClane: Daddy? There are only five left.

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

John McClane

Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?

Matt Farrell

Greg: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Greg: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today it's Lucy McClane.

What is this guy, a hamster?

John McClane

I'm doing America a favor.


Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.


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