Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

John McClane

Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?

Matt Farrell

Greg: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Greg: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today it's Lucy McClane.

What is this guy, a hamster?

John McClane

I'm doing America a favor.

Greg

John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

Joseph Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane

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