Favorite Die Hard Movies Quotes
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.John McClane
Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Sergeant Al Powell: Heh. They're for my wife.
Hans Gruber: You *can* unlock the vault, can't you?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
Welcome to the party pal.John McClane
Ginny: Woah. That guy looks *really* pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane: He's still alive.
Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
Big Johnson: Just like fuckin' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Little Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.
[talking to himself] Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.John McClane
John McClane: So this is what it's about, Hans? A fucking robbery?
Hans Gruber: Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. But when you steal $600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead.
John McClane: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans Gruber: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker."
[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.John McClane
Hey, sprechen ze talk?Harry Ellis
Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Dwayne T. Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole.
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne.