Favorite Die Hard Movies Quotes
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.
Hans Gruber
[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
Theo
Zeus: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
Simon: There's a difference between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.
Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!
Matt Farrell
Rent-A-Car Girl: I'm closing off in an hour. Do you want to get a drink?
John McClane: [shows his wedding ring] Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax.
Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?
Matt Farrell
C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.
John McClane
Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.
Zeus: Excuse me, I need to use that phone.
Businessman: Use the other one.
Zeus: Sir, please. I need to use that phone.
Businessman: Hey, listen, bro, I was here first.
Zeus: Bro? Get away from the goddamn phone!
Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
Harry Ellis
They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
Dwayne T. Robinson
