Favorite Die Hard Movies Quotes
Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!
Matt Farrell
Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.
[addressing his troops] And remember. This was all made possible thanks to the g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!
Simon
They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
Dwayne T. Robinson
[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
Theo
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
Harry Ellis
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Greg: On your tombstone it will say always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: How about Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker?
John McClane: Freddy, can you trace these guys?
Greg: Mr. McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.
Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.
John McClane
