Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.

I can't talk to him, you talk to him.

Thomas Gabriel

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Dwayne T. Robinson

Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

Harry Ellis

Matt Farrell: You okay?
John McClane: I'll let you know in a minute.

Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

Greg: On your tombstone it will say always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: How about Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker?

John McClane: Freddy, can you trace these guys?
Greg: Mr. McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

John McClane

Happy trails, Hans.

John McClane

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