[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

John McClane

Zeus: How do Catholics do their thing?
John McClane: North, South, West, East.

Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

Hans Gruber

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

Hans Gruber

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane

Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair, "Give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in."

Simon

Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
John McClane: [listening on the radio] What the fuck?

Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

Harry Ellis

Samantha Coleman: You give me this story and I'll have your baby.
John McClane: Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.

C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.

John McClane

Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.

Theo

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