[as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!

Ash

[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash

Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Ash

Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Ash

That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing now?

Ash

Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Ash

Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!

Henrietta

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Groovy.

Ash
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Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

You're goin' down. Chainsaw.

Ash

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