Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash

Linda: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash

[singing] We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep.

Linda

Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash

You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Ash

Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...

Ash

You bastards, why are you torturing me like this? Why?

Ash

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