Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Hail to the king, baby!

Ash

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!

Henrietta

Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Ash

That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing now?

Ash

Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Ash

Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Ash

There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash

[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

[as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!

Ash

All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Ash

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