You bastards, why are you torturing me like this? Why?

Ash

Why have you disturbed our sleep; awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you.

Cheryl

Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh.

Shelly

Kill her if you can, loverboy.

Cheryl

Linda: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

Scotty: Hey, Ash, where are we?
Ash: Well we just crossed the Tennessee border.

Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm... Well... not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?

Ash

I'm gonna break your face!

Scotty

Shelly: Why does she keep making those horrible noises?
Ash: I don't know!
Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Ash: Linda's still asleep. I don't know what else to do for her. It'll be dawn in a few hours so...
Scotty: I can't wait. I'm getting out of here... now!
Ash: Scotty, we can't take Linda anywhere with her leg like that. We don't even know if there is any other way back besides the bridge.
Scotty: Well... maybe there's an old road or a hiking trail or something. I mean, there must be another away around the cliff.
Ash: Listen to me. Linda cannot walk with her leg like that. She can't even stand up.
Scotty: So, we'll leave her here until we can send somebody back.
Ash: What, are you crazy? I'm not...
Scotty: Look, I'm getting out of here! I don't care what happens to her! She's your girlfriend, not mine.

Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?

You're goin' down. Chainsaw.

Ash

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