Victor Von Doom: Do really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
Susan Storm: No, lets.
Victor Von Doom: Susan... YOU'RE FIRED!

Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.

Ben Grimm

Ben Grimm: I need to borrow your car.
Old Lady with Car #1: The transmission sticks.
Ben Grimm: That's not gonna be a problem.
[hurls the car in the direction of Doom]

Reed Richards: [extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side]
Johnny Storm: That's gross!

[after finding out that he's working for Johnny] I cannot take orders from the underwear model.

Ben Grimm

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about the way I look
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.
Johnny Storm: [walking through a crowd] Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!
Ben Grimm: Hey! Mr. Sensitive!
Johnny Storm: [flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]
Ben Grimm: Showoff!

I feel very dirty!

Johnny Storm

A few days in space. What's the worst that could happen?

Reed Richards

Susan Storm: Johnny, you were at 4,000 Kelvin. Any hotter, and you're approaching supernova.
Johnny Storm: Sweet!
Susan Storm: No, not sweet. That's the temperature of the sun.
Reed Richards: Not only could you kill yourself but you could set fire to the Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.
Johnny Storm: Got it. Supernova - bad.

Susan Storm: Johnny! You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?
Ben Grimm: A face that's about to be broken!

Susan Storm: We're all in this together, Ben.
Ben Grimm: Together? Susie, look at me. You got no idea what I'd - what I'd give to be invisible.

Susan Storm: [invisible] Look at me!
Reed Richards: I can't.

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