Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.

Dr. Peter Venkman

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

Dr. Egon Spengler

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

Dr. Peter Venkman

Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

Dr. Peter Venkman

Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Vigo

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

Janosz

Talk Show Producer: No respected psychic will come on this show. They all think you're a fraud.
Peter Venkman: I am a fraud!

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.

The Mayor

Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

Peter Venkman

Egon: Venkman, get a stool sample.
Peter Venkman: Business, or personal?

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