Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight, are we?

Professor Snape

Dolores Umbridge: [during an inspection] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Severus Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Severus Snape: Obviously.

Dumbledore: Well?
Harry: He's free. We did it.
Dumbledore: Did what? Good night.

Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?

Hermione

Fight back you, coward!

[watches a touching memory between Harry and Sirius] I may vomit.

Severus Snape

Harry Potter: We need somewhere, where we can practise spells.
Ginny Weasley: The shrieking shack?
Harry Potter: No that's too small.
Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if we do get caught?
Hermione Granger: Who cares? It's kind of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules...
Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done to Hermione Granger?
Hermione Granger: Anyways, at least one good thing happened today.
Harry Potter: Oh yeah, and what's that?
Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't keep her eyes off you could she?

You have to realize who you are, Harry.

Hermione Granger

Ron: Hey, Hermione... you're a girl.
Hermione: Oh, well spotted.
Ron: [miming a dance] Come with one of us?
[Snape swiftly hits Ron on the head with a notebook]
Ron: Ow!

Next to last! Fleur couldn't get past "ze grindylows".

Hermione

Ron: What are those?
Harry: My dress robes...
Ron: Well, those're all right! No lace, no dodgy little collar...
Harry: Well, I expect yours are more traditional...
Ron: Traditional? They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie!
[takes a sniff in the underarm area]
Ron: I smell like my great Aunt Tessie!

[after catching Harry scribbling on his paper]
Professor Severus Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[Harry doesn't answer]
Professor Severus Snape: You don't know? Well, let's try again... Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: And what is the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane?
Harry: I don't know, sir.
Professor Severus Snape: Pity... clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?

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