You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


Henry Jones: The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?
Indiana Jones: This is an obsession, Dad. I've never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.
Henry Jones: Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her.

Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!

You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

Marcus Brody: Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha!
[Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging on]
Professor Henry Jones: Got lost in his own museum, eh?
Indiana Jones: Uh-huh.
Professor Henry Jones: After you, Junior.
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir. Ha!

Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: And 'vere' do you think I am from?
Indiana Jones: Well, judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those 'wubble-yous', I'd say Eastern Ukraine.

Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more?
Toht: Oh, almost certainly. Do you still have it?
Marion: [blows smoke in his face] No.

Indiana: Give me the whip.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I throw you the whip.
Indiana: [throws the idol] Give me the whip.
Satipo: Adiós, señor.

My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Professor Henry Jones

Marcus Brody: My reputation precedes me.
Sallah: There is no museum in Iskenderun.

Indy, I love you. [burns him with a torch] Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

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