Favorite Indiana Jones Quotes
Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.Major Eaton
[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?Kao Kan
Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!Short Round
Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.
Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just ... stand against the wall, will ya?
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
It wasn't me! It's her!Short Round
Shorty, where's my razor?
Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!
Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing.
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!
[on Willie] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.
Brody: Marion's the least of your worries right now, believe me, Indy.
Indiana: What do you mean?
Brody: Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost ark. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.
Indiana: Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?