Wai-Lin: They're looking for us, James.
James Bond: Let's stay under cover.

I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.

Mr. Stamper

Bull: Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you! Zukovsky: Me to!

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James Bond: Pam, this is Q, my "uncle". Uncle, this is "Miss Kennedy," my "cousin."
Q: Ah! We must be related.

Q: I'm guessing this is not official ?
James Bond: Not even remotely.
Q: So much for my promising career in espionage.

[pointing to an alarm clock] Watch these hands, M. By noon tomorrow, your time's up. And I guarantee, I won't miss.


Welcome to my nuclear family.


James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

Oh, grow up, double-O Seven!


You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?

Dr. Christmas Jones

Señor Bond, you got big cojones. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money... but you should know something

Franz Sanchez

I thought Christmas only came once a year.

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