Favorite Legally Blonde Movies Quotes
Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.
Elle: Don't ask.
Emmett: Wasn't gonna.
Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely... unfortunate looking.
Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropic" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.
So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.Paulette
The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.Elle
Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time!Maurice
There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.Boutique Saleswoman
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?Paulette
Elle: This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No, a law student.