Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

Congresswoman: You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Yay for Ohio!

Who's ready to discharge?

Paulette

Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.

Paulette

Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle

So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

Elle

Oooooh! Nice briefcase!

Elle

I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle

Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.

Elle

I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

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