Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle

So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

Elle

Oooooh! Nice briefcase!

Elle

I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle

Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.

Elle

I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Your dogs are gay!

Dog Spa receptionist

Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Emmett

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