Brooke: I was getting... lipo.
Elle: What?
Brooke: LIPOSUCTION!

But if I'm going to have my own law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.

Elle

I'm takin' the dog... dumbass!

Paulette

Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yeah, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.

Congresswoman: You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Yay for Ohio!

Who's ready to discharge?

Paulette

Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.

Paulette

Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Rep. Rudd

Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?

This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle

So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

Elle

FREE Movie Newsletter