I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle

Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle Congress.

Elle

I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Your dogs are gay!

Dog Spa receptionist

Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

Emmett

Write a bill, Britney.

Timothy McGinn

Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.

Sid: Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am.
Elle: It's a thrill to be here.

Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

Elle: Here it is!
Professor Callahan: It’s pink...
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Ok, well, see you next class!

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