Legally Blonde Movies Quotes
Because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.Elle
Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely... unfortunate looking.
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?
Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no
Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.
Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.Elle
Elle: Excuse me. [slaps David] Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.
David: I'm sorry?
Elle: Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
Elle: Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you. [leaves]
Girl: [to David] So, when did you wanna go out?
Emmett: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.
Elle: Maybe not to your face.
Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[some dude whistles at her]
Elle: I object!
Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.Warner Huntington III