Basher: That poxy demo crew haven't used a coaxial feed to batten the main line, have they? Instead they've gone and nosed up the backup grid, nosed it right up!
Reuben: Do you understand any of this?
Livingston: I'll explain later.

I'd like to say a few words about commitment. About honor. About responsibility. About a very special someone and admitting to her... [hits Virgil] Get up. Pull the chair out. ...admitting her in front of everybody that her wedding... and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center... will have to be postponed.

Terry Benedict

[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?

Reuben Tishkoff

If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

Danny Ocean

[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

Danny Ocean

I am a traveler in both time and space, to be where I have been.


Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...

Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.

Nothing is worth nothing.

Terry Benedict

Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston, Saul: Twenty!

I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.


Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.


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