Favorite Ocean's Eleven Movies Quotes
[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.Danny Ocean
Turk Malloy: Hell in a hand-basket?
Linus Caldwell: No, we... can't train a cat that quickly. And...
Turk Malloy, Linus Caldwell, Basher Tarr: [together] Not enough people!
[At Parole Hearing]
Woman's Voice: Good Morning.
Woman's Voice: Please state your name for the record.
Danny: Daniel Ocean.
Reuben: If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya.
Danny: That's why we're going to be very careful. Very precise.
Rusty: Yeah, and well-funded.
Reuben: Yeah. Ya gotta be NUTS, too. And you're gonna need a crew as NUTS as you are. [paues] So who've you got in mind?
Rusty: Tell me this is not about her, or I am walking. I am walking off this job right now.
Rusty: Tess. Terry Benedict. Tell me this is not about screwing the guy who's screwing your wife.
Rusty: Tell me.
Danny: It's not about that. [pauses] It's not entirely about that.
I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.Turk Malloy
Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?
They might as well call it whitejack!Frank
Danny: Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older.
Tess: Remind you of anyone?
Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
Tess: They also painted occasionally.
Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras.
Danny: Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that.
Saul: Yeah, well, say we do all that... uh... we're just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Saul: Oh. Okay.
Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.
All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.Terry