I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Turk Malloy

They might as well call it whitejack!

Frank

Reuben Tishkoff: Frank, come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

Terry

Tess Ocean: This is just wrong.
Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally?
Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess.

Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

Linus Caldwell: [trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher, Turk, Virgil, Reuben, Livingston, Yen, Frank: [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean: Thanks, Linus.

Where the fuck you been?

Yen

[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?

Reuben Tishkoff

Danny Ocean How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean: Good.

Danny: Hi.
Tess: Hi. We need to get Rusty a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road.
Danny: [notices her wedding ring] You said that you sold this.
Tess: I said that.
Danny: Liar.
Tess: Thief.

It's almost as if this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!

Topher Grace

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