Ocean's Eleven Movies Quotes
I'd like to say a few words about commitment. About honor. About responsibility. About a very special someone and admitting to her... [hits Virgil] Get up. Pull the chair out. ...admitting her in front of everybody that her wedding... and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center... will have to be postponed.Terry Benedict
It's almost as if this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!Topher Grace
And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!Roman Nagel
Danny Ocean How are you feeling?
Basher Tarr: Great... for a dead guy!
Danny Ocean: Good.
[after Linus complains] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?Reuben Tishkoff
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.Danny Ocean
Linus Caldwell: [trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher, Turk, Virgil, Reuben, Livingston, Yen, Frank: [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean: Thanks, Linus.
Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.
Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.
Tess Ocean: This is just wrong.
Linus Caldwell: You mean like... morally?
Tess Ocean: Well... yeah I guess.
Let me break it down for you like a fraction.Frank Catton
Reuben Tishkoff: Frank, come on let me in.
Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.
[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?Turk Malloy