[to the DJ] Hit it DJ Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

There are thousands of them and they are pissed!

Novak

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

Laura Forester: You talk funny.
Derrick Jones: Yea, well you're short!

Sam: Something bit me!
Paula: Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff!

Chew on this motherfuckers!

Deputy Fallon

[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

Derrick Jones

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