Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
Crowd: E's!
Andrew: Tit...
Crowd: E's!

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

[to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or somethin?

Zane Forester

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

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