[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

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