Guard: Are you the real Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their Shepherd.

If I don't kill a man once in awhile, they forget who I am.


Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

Captain Jack Sparrow

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!

Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Er... rather damsel in distress? Either one.

Jack Sparrow

You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.

Jack Sparrow

[as he sees rock-like crabs] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before.

Jack Sparrow

The only way for a pirate to make a living these days is by betraying other pirates.


Davy Jones: Do you feel dead?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.

Captain Sao Feng: Jack Sparrow, you have paid me a great insult.
Jack Sparrow: That doesn't sound like me.

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