If you ain't gonna shoot him Kung-Fu his ass or somethin'.

James Carter

James Carter: Now why did you say it was a bomb.
Lee: You said it was a bomb!
James Carter: I did not.
Lee: In the hotel, you said it was a bomb.
James Carter: I said 'she was the bomb'.
Lee: She was the bomb?

Isabella: I need your help.
Lee: Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck.

James Carter: How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?
Pit Boss: We got Lionel Ritchie!
James Carter: Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the commodores!

Lee: You owe me a copy of the Beach Boy's greatest hits.
James Carter: Don't you go having gettin' an attitude with me Lee. I been here three days and ain't done nothin' but work your cases. The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man! and I want some mu shu.
Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
James Carter: No, not mushu? MU shu. I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the SHU.

What was that? Did you just pick up another case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?

James Carter

What in the hell is going on up in here? Am I the only one listening to this? The man destroyin' a classic! BOO!

James Carter

Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.
Lee: Everybody knows War.
[singing]
Lee: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!
Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!
Lee: Yaw.
Carter: Y'all!
Lee: Yaw!
Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!
Lee: Yoll.

Genevieve: [while making out on the bed] I have never been with an American man before.
Detective James Carter: Neither have I!

Genevieve: I'm a bad girl.
Detective James Carter: Hallelujah!

How do you say surrender in Chinese?

Detective James Carter

Captain Diel: Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
Carter: You're God damn right

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