That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

Billy

What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Billy

It was a simple game, Cotton, you should've told me where Sidney was... now you lose.

Phone Voice

Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.

Hallie: I like the little furry things.
Mickey: Ewoks, they blow.

Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Gale

Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.

Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?

Randy

If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Gale

Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Tatum

Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?

Reporter

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