Sidney Prescott: How do you gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and you slit 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy: Hey. It's called tact, you fuck-rag.

Sidney Prescott: But this is life. This isn't a movie.
Billy: Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. It's all one great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.


Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.

Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!


Stuart: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.

Billy and his penis don't deserve you.


If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?


If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?


Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?


Stuart: As if.
Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?

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