Favorite Shanghai Quotes
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.
Roy O'Bannon
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.
Chon Wang
Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.
Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.
I call that my kung pow chicken.
Roy
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!
Roy O'Bannon
[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan
Roy
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.
Roy
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.
Medicine Man
Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.
