I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.

Roy O'Bannon

Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.

This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.

Chon Wang

Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.

Roy O'Bannon

I call that my kung pow chicken.


[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan


Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.

[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

Roy O'Bannon

Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.

Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.


Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Medicine Man

Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.

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