I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.

Roy O'Bannon

This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.

Chon Wang

Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.

Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.

Roy O'Bannon

Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.

I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy

[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

Roy O'Bannon

[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan

Roy

Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.

Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.

Roy

Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.

Medicine Man

Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.

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