Favorite Shanghai Quotes
Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.
Roy
Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.
[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan
Roy
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.
Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.
I call that my kung pow chicken.
Roy
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.
Chon Wang
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!
Roy O'Bannon
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.
Roy O'Bannon
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.
Medicine Man
Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.
