Favorite Shanghai Quotes
Chon Wang: See! I told you so!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!Roy O'Bannon
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.Marshal Nathan Van Cleef
Fight with honor. You will win.Chon Wang
Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.Sioux Chief
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.