Favorite Shanghai Quotes
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!Chon Wang
Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!Roy
Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
Roy: Boy, refill.
Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?
Chon Wang: I look like a fool.
Roy: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang: But I'm Chinese.
Roy: It's the same thing.
Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!
And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.Roy
I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out.Roy
I'm a thirty year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?Roy
Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.Roy
Roy: I'm guessing by your hasty retreat, that you're still 20th in line for the throne.
Lord Rathbone: [irritated] 10th!
Once, I sent him over the Great Wall. He was lost for three days!Chon Lin