Favorite Shanghai Quotes
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
Chon Wang: See! I told you so!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.Roy O'Bannon
Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas!Roy O'Bannon
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?
Fight with honor. You will win.Chon Wang
Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!Roy O'Bannon