Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.

Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.

Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.

Roy O'Bannon

Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas!

Roy O'Bannon

You've lost your "winging it" privileges!

Roy O'Bannon

Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?

[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?

Fight with honor. You will win.

Chon Wang

Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!

Roy O'Bannon

Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.

Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.

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