Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Bannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"

Roy

I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy

[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!

Roy

I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

Roy

[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!

Roy

You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!

Chon Wang

Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

Roy

Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
[to Charlie]
Roy: Boy, refill.

Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?

Chon Wang: I look like a fool.
Roy: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang: But I'm Chinese.
Roy: It's the same thing.

Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!

And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.

Roy

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