Popular Shanghai Quotes
[to Nelson] No matter how far you are from the throne, you'll always be number one in our hearts.
Doyle
[to Charlie] Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan
Roy
Prostitute: [trying to woo Roy] I'll give you a discount.
Roy: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.
We come from America. You might have heard of it? We run your jerkwatter country.
Roy
Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?
Princess Pei Pei
Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, confused, Chinese girl.
Roy
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.
Medicine Man
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
Chon Wang: See! I told you so!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.
Roy O'Bannon
