Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?

Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
[to Charlie]
Roy: Boy, refill.

Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

Roy

You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!

Chon Wang

[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!

Roy

I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

Roy

[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!

Roy

I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy

Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Bannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"

Roy

That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

Roy

[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!

Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
[Cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard]
Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!

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