Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?
Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
Roy: Boy, refill.
Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!Roy
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!Chon Wang
[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!Roy
I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.Roy
[in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!Roy
I call that my kung pow chicken.Roy
Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Bannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"Roy
That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?Roy
[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!
Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
[Cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard]
Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!