Shanghai Quotes
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.
Roy O'Bannon
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!
Roy O'Bannon
Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas!
Roy O'Bannon
Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.
Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. Only we ain't got no Mexicans.
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef
Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady?
Chon Wang: That's my wife!
Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country?
Chon Wang: Four days.
Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.
Chon Wang: See! I told you so!
Roy O'Bannon: No, you said "wet shirt don't break," not "piss shirt bend bar"!
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm sick, and then you can attack the guard when they come in?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh, you mean the sick person routine? Does that still work in China? 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death.
Don't worry, it could be worse - he could be a white guy.
Medicine Man
Father, is this my husband-to-be? He's a toad. If the Emperor is so fond of him, why doesn't he marry him?
Princess Pei Pei
