Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!

I hate Mondays.

Puss-in-Boots

[to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...

Puss in Boots

Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.

King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?

Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt.
The Donkey: What? Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!
Shrek: Donkey, I'm fine.
The Donkey: You can't die on me, Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?

This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles.

Donkey

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.

Princess Fiona

Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?

Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!

Fairy Godmother

FREE Movie Newsletter