Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.

Mirror

Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!

[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.

Donkey

Look out! They got a piano!

Donkey

Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
  • Permalink: Ye haw.
  • Rating: Unrated

This is the part where you run away.

All that I need are the boots!

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think... (Holds Puss' boots up)
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty...

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

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