Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
  • Permalink: Ye haw.
  • Rating: Unrated

Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

All that I need are the boots!

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think... (Holds Puss' boots up)
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty...

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

Stay furry, my friends. Meow.

Puss in Boots

Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!


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