Popular Shrek Movies Quotes
Hey, boss. Let's shave him.Puss-in-Boots
All right, you're going the right way for a smack bottom.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair extensions.Snow White
Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.Donkey
I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.Princess Fiona
Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.Mirror
Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything.
Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you'd be dead. That's brimstone... we must be getting close
Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone, don't be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither.
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!Donkey
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!Gingerbread Man
Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?Lord Farquaad