Popular Shrek Movies Quotes
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
[sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!Donkey
Some people just don't understand boundaries.Puss in Boots
[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.Donkey
Look out! They got a piano!Donkey
Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!
[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.Puss in Boots
Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
"Who dat?!"Sleeping Beauty
Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!Artie
[to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...Puss in Boots
All that I need are the boots!Puss in Boots