Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to the maximus here at the Far Far Away royal ball. The carriages are all lined up as the cream of the crop pours out of them like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.

Mirror

Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!

[sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

Donkey

Some people just don't understand boundaries.

Puss in Boots

[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.

Donkey

Look out! They got a piano!

Donkey

Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
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Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

"Who dat?!"

Sleeping Beauty

Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

Artie

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