Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
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Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

"Who dat?!"

Sleeping Beauty

Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

Artie

Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair extensions.

Snow White

[to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...

Puss in Boots

Donkey: Man, you are a cat-tastrophe.
Puss in Boots: And you, are ri-donk-ulous.
[Both laugh]

All that I need are the boots!

Puss in Boots

Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.

Lord Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
Magic Mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king.
Lord Farquaad: Thelonius?
Magic Mirror: [nervous] Er, I mean you're not a king yet.

[about Snow White] Although she lives with seven other men, she's actually not easy.

Magic Mirror

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