Young Carmen: Lena, I don't think he's coming back this time.
Young Lena: It's gonna be OK, Carmen. I'll come over first thing tomorrow. And Tibby and Bridget, too. Just stay on the phone with me until you fall asleep.

It happened just how I always imagined it would. So why do I feel this way, Lena? How can something that's supposed to make you feel so complete end up leaving you so empty? I just wish so much I could talk to my mom. I need her. And that scares me.

Bridget

This is abandon! Nothing less, nothing more! I hate you all.

Tibby

Carmen: UGGHHHH, Can you get a pizza hangover?
Tibby: It was the olives.
Carmen: Tibby no, it was the bacon.
Tibby: It was the olives.

You think a pair of pants that fits all three of you is going to fit... [slaps hips] ...all of this?

Carmen

Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!

Kostos: We are no good at not loving each other...
Lena: I tried. I tried, but I couldn't.
Kostos: I tried too...

Tibby: Are you sure it was a real one?
Brian McBrian: Yes, I'm sure! My uncle gave it to me for graduation, I was saving it.
Tibby: For two years?!

I just fell off a *donkey*!!!

Tibby

I'm sorry! I didn't get the memo that you were in Ala-frickin'-bama!

Tibby

Lena: How do you say "lost pants" in Greek?
Yia Yia: Greek girls do not lose their pants!

Bridget Vreeland: You fix your own car?
Greta: Cars are easy- it's people you need a manuel for.

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