Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.

Sheriff

Ursa: [watching an Army helicopter] Look. They need machines to fly.
General Zod: What bravery. Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss.

I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.

Ross Webster

So this is planet Houston.

General Zod

[Blurts out, to the disgusted crowd after exiting the bar] What're ya looking at? Huh?

Evil Superman

Superman's bad!

Gus Gorman

Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.

General Zod: This "super-man" is nothing of the kind; I've discovered his weakness.
Ursa: Yes?
General Zod: He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people.
Ursa: Like pets?
General Zod: I suppose.
Ursa: Sentimental idiot!

How many "f's" in "catastrophic"?

Lois Lane

I'm sorry I left you, Lois.

[adding tar to make Kryptonite] What the hell? He ain't gonna smoke it.

Gus Gorman

Crude noisemaker.

General Zod

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